THG Caption Contest: All Hail Princess Gaga!
Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!
We just came across this outrageous picture of Lady Gaga, and it's just begging for your hilarious input. Seriously, what would the best caption be?!
You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! Winner will be announced on Monday. Best of luck!
Dianna Agron did not appear on the Glee Season 4 premiere.
And questions are now being raised over how much more we'll see of the actress in the role of Quinn Fabray.
According to Us Weekly, Agron has worked out an early exit from the musical comedy. She'll only make a couple more appearances before saying goodbye.
"Dianna was unhappy and had been trying to get off the show for a while," claims the Glee insider. "She and producers came to an agreement where they let her go. That's what she wanted."
Based on the character's storyline, Quinn is a freshman at Yale, meaning it would be easy to simply write her out.
However, another series source says this story is "patently false." Where does the truth lie? You may need to tune in to Fox on Thursdays night after The X Factor to find out.
Kate Middleton and Prince William Sex Photos on the Way?!?
Photos of Kate Middleton topless are heating up the Internet and incensing the Royal Family, with a lawsuit already underway against French tabloid Closer for daring to run such private images.
However, according to that magazine's editor, Laurence Pieau, the newlyweds should actually be grateful... because this scandal could be a lot messier! And a lot more naked..
"I won't hide the fact that there are more intimate pictures that exist that we haven't published and will not publish," Pieau claims in a video interview. "These images are full of joy, not degrading."
You don't need to be Ray J to read between the lines of that statement.
Does Pieau really expect us to believe William and Kate were fornicating anywhere remotely public? And that she is withholding these joyful images out of sudden respect for the young couple?
The far more likely scenario is this: Pieau is bluffing a threat against the Palace in an attempt to stave off a lawsuit. Talk about a dangerous - and potentially HOT! - game of chicken.
THG will keep readers apprised of all the Royally topless, sexual, legal news as it breaks.
Kim Kardashian Klarifies Kancer Komments
Kim Kardashian has taken to her official website to clarify excerpts from a recent interview with The Guardian in which she appeared to compare her televised wedding to a cancer diagnosis.
Going into a bit more detail about the time she spent with a girl who was unfortunately diagnosed with this disease, Kim made it clear:
"In no way was I comparing my own experiences to that of a cancer patient. I was merely talking about how there are times in your life, and everyone goes through them, when you find out who loves you enough to stand by you through thick and thin."
We'll grant Kardashian a mulligan on this one, especially considering how she's been affected by the tragic illness.
"Many of you know that my father passed away from cancer, and my grandma is a cancer survivor," Kim adds. "This is a disease that has brought so much pain and heartache to our family and I would never want to offend or upset anyone who was battling cancer, or whose family members were battling or had passed away from cancer.
"What I said in the interview was misconstrued and I wanted to explain to you all what the context was around my phone call with this girl."
Perhaps Kardashian should stick to bikini photos.
Joanna Krupa Bikini Photos: THG Hot Bodies Countdown #85!
THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!
From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.
Keeley Hazell bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #85: Joanna Krupa!
If you tuned in to last night's Real Housewives of Miami season premiere, you saw new cast member, model Joanna Krupa, at her gorgeous, unabashed best.
She goes hard, and doesn't give a $h!t what anyone thinks.
Outspoken as she is striking, the 33-year-old Polish-American beauty has stripped down for Playboy, Maxim and PETA, and appeared clothed on DWTS.
Long story short, she's hot. But don't get on her bad side.
Click to enlarge more Joanna Krupa photos below (some pretty NSFW ones after the jump, be forewarned), and check back for THG's bikini babe #84 ...
Bam Margera Calls 911 Over Naked, Masturbating Intruder
Forget Jackass.
Bam Margera unintentionally found himself on an episode of Jacking Off Bare Ass last night. Here's what went down:
Law enforcement insiders tell TMZ that Margera dialed 911 after he was awoken by a naked woman kissing him inside his Pennsylvania bedroom. Weird, right? It gets weirder...
When Bam was on the phone, the 24-year old intruder drooped to the floor and started to touch herself. Yes, like that!
Margera reportedly hung up and kicked the birthday-suited female out of his home. When the cops arrived, they found her in the area surrounding the mansion and arrested her on the spot. She now faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking.
So the only question that remains: Does anyone know where Tila Tequila was last night?
Kate Middleton to Sue Over Topless Pictures, Breach of Privacy
Within hours of Kate Middleton topless pictures burning up the Internet and the pages of French tabloid Closer, the Royal Family is reportedly planning action against the magazine behind these images.
A rep for St. James's Palace just released a statement saying that "legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France" by Kate and William. No further details were included.
The move does not come as a shock, considering the family's swift and forceful reaction to the photos in question.
"The incident is reminiscent of the worst excess of the paparazzi during the life of Diana, Princess of Wales, and all the more upsetting to the Duke and Duchess for being so," said a spokesman for Clarence House, the Prince of Wales' office, early this morning.
But that's not how Laurence Pieau of Closer sees it. This editor doesn't see why there's any fuss being made over the shots at all.
"These photos are not in the least shocking," he told the Agence France-Presse. "They show a young woman sunbathing topless, like the millions of women you see on beaches."
If Pieau actually believed this, of course, it would raise the question: Why run the supposedly mundane pictures in the first place?
Fortunately, this scandalous hullabaloo does have a silver lining for the Royals: There's no talk anymore about Kate Middleton pregnant rumors, is there?
Miley Cyrus on Twitter: Does Anyone Love Me?
Has the mounting criticism over her Miley Cyrus' new hair and appearance finally broken this young star?
The singer threw herself a little pity party on Twitter last night, posting such cryptic messages as:
- Ever feel like you want just.... something more. not sure what exactly... passion perhaps?
- Sometimes i feel like i love everyone more than they love me. hatttte that feeling.
- Thought of the day: maybe it's not that they love you less, they just love you the most they are capable of loving.
The Tweets raised suspicious over Miley's state of mind and her relationship with Liam Hemsworth, but Cyrus then added before the evening was through:
"No there is not trouble in paradise.... just thoughts" and revealed she was "having some quality fiancé time. just what I needed."
That's good to hear. Hang in there, Miles. The hair will eventually grow back.
Adele to Sing New James Bond Theme Song
Another day, another honor for Adele.
The Emmy-winning, chart-topping artist will sing the theme song for this November's Skyfall, Movie Fanatic reports, taking her place in history as the latest musician to play a role in the James Bond franchise.
Adele - who will also reportedly write the track - joins the ranks of other icons to lend their vocal to 007, including Shirley Bassey, Nancy Sinatra, Carly Simon, Paul McCartney and Duran Duran.
Skyfall, meanwhile, will once again feature Daniel Craig in the lead role and come out on 11/9/12.
Kate Middleton All Smiles in Wake of Photo Scandal
Even a French tabloid's surprising publication of Kate Middleton topless photos can't faze the classy, graceful Duchess of Cambridge. At least publicly.
Friday, visiting a Mosque during their tour of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Kate and Prince William acted like nothing was out of the ordinary in the least.
Here are a couple of photos of the gorgeous, smiling Duchess:
According to reports, the royal couple was informed of the scandal as they ate breakfast today, shortly before they left to visit the Malaysian mosque.
The scandalous photos were allegedly snapped while the royal couple were on vacation in Luberon, France last week, and appear in Closer magazine.
The pair stayed at the Chateau d'Autet, the private home of the Queen’s nephew Viscount Linley; the pictures were taken from a LONG way away.
The couple obviously did not see any paparazzi as they sunned themselves on the balcony and pool of the estate. Now, they are "deeply saddened."
The magazine's cover exclaims "OH MY GOD - the photos that will go around the world." No doubt about that, but it doesn't look like they're bringing down her spirits.
